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[The video feed shows part of the large blanket that Kuukaku had set up outside, a bottle of sake and two saucers resting on a thin board to keep them upright. Kuukaku is coming back on-screen a distance away with a small chest supported by her left arm and hip, looking bored but her expression changes into one of confusion and she stops. Closer to the feed, the alien is looking at the little sake set up a little too close for her liking.]

Oi, what are you doing?

[Her expression goes from mildly confused to horrified as the alien purposefully tips over the saucers of sake, more importantly--whether intentional or not--the one meant for her older brother Kaien was spilled first onto the board.]

Y-you... You disrespectful little bastard! How dare you do that!

[From horror to rage, she watches as the alien purposely looks at her then tips over the bottle with a finger. Dropping the chest on the ground, Kuukaku runs over with her good arm pulled back, an orange aura appears around her fist as she readies a kido attack.

The moment her fist hits the ground where the alien was standing, a pillar of fire explodes up and outwards. The communicator is thrown back and lands back in the shallow snow as the video goes dark but the audio continues. Another explosion is heard over the sound as Kuukaku yells angrily.]

Come back here!!

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[Was going to hit on her until all of the explosions. Now, just this face.]

Hold still! I'll teach you for being a little shithead and disrespecting my older brother and I like that!

[Another fiery explosion. So much for having a peaceful drink outside.]

[oh my god what the hell is this woman]

Whoa, there. Don't you think you're going a bit hard on the little guy?

No!

[At least there's not an explosion this time and noticing that people are speaking to her over the network.]

. . .

Aww, come on! They're kind of cu--

HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT.

[And now his own shuffling as he tries to make his alien buddy get away from his hair products.]

Cute?! I think you should rephrase that!

Ahaha!..

Well, they're fine, as long as they're not touchin' my stuff.

Be nice to the little guy and he can't be that bad...

I was! And it still... Argh, I'm going to make it pay!

. . .

Uh, heh.

Come on, now~! Why don'tcha turn the video back on so I can cheer you up? ♥

What?

You heard me, gorgeous~! ♥

I haven't had the pleasure of learning your name yet. So let's fix that, yeah? ♥

[Was this guy-]

[Kuukaku is not impressed.]

How dare you talk to me like that! What do you take me for?! If you wanna know my name then you'll ask with respect, got it?!

[what, Zelos is insulted. he totally asks with respect. He is the king of hitting on people. Ignore the ones that smack him in the face.]

Ahh, I thought that was what I was doing..

...So, what's your name, miss?

...

[Does she really want to give out her name to someone like that? Well, he did ask more politely... she has to keep her word.]

Shiba Kuukaku, head of the Shiba Clan.

[Oh god why does she remind him of Sheena]

Was that so hard? ♥

The name's Zelos Wilder. If you ever need anything, I'm a call away! Hehehe~

'Was that so hard'?! Are you patronizing me, brat?!

Ahaha! Of course not!!

Don't get all passive aggressive because of the alien, now~ ♥

[He's glad this is audio so he doesn't have to run away while yelling this.]

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[Audio] Hahaha, that post just made my day now

[Audio] HE SWITHCED TO HIDE HIS FACE OF HORROR

[Audio] HIS FACE COULD GET STUCK LIKE THAT

[Audio] I think it is.

[Audio] Sure there's a cure for that.

[Audio] There we goooo

[Audio] For now~

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[Audio] done ♥

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